What do you mean I’m too technically hands on? Surely that’s a benefit. Arse. [jamesspratt]

the revolving internet, totally pointless obviously, still cool nonetheless – http://j.mp/a4CHXp [jamesspratt]

I am rather partial to a scotch egg. [jamesspratt]

Work done. Maidenhead for the evening. [jamesspratt]

mostly: moving crap from one part of London to another. [jamesspratt]

Just had a bomb disposals police officer pull me over for cycling too close to him. An incendiary conversation ensued. [jamesspratt]

RT @Wasted_Talent: Part 1 of the Orange 2.1 android HTC Hero update finally available. #Orange #HTC #Android how long until part 2 the … [jamesspratt]

haven’t been this excited by a phone firmware update before. Android 2.1 flying over the air. Better be good. #orangeuk #htchero [jamesspratt]

fluffy toys on your desk? Grow up. [jamesspratt]

I’m starting a trip to Benicàssim today. http://ff.im/-nIvBJ [jamesspratt]

RT @popurls Earlier I said the bible had a hilarious quote. This one is simply WTF http://pop.is/12wgt [jamesspratt]

We’ve had a great week. Bull run, bull fight, music fest, 2nd jump in a mo then Gorillaz tonight. Long drive Mon. Can’t wait to see A & F. [jamesspratt]

I’m returning to London today. http://ff.im/-nT26H [jamesspratt]

back and raring. A Diet Coke (as opposed to that eurocoke) can do wonders. [jamesspratt]

The new ride may be cool as a cuke but lacks rear seats. Any non-obvious ideas where to source some rear seats for a 2001 Merc v220? [jamesspratt]

RT @girlinthecafe: RT @Branwen74 @bobbyllew Africa had the vuvuzela. For London 2012 let’s have the whoopee cushion. #whoopee2012. Can’t … [jamesspratt]

why when a phone’s battery is running out does it warn you by making a noise and lighting up!? [jamesspratt]

RT @laughingsquid: – @JohnCleese on American Football vs Football (aka Soccer) http://bit.ly/bsdXlK /via @mikl_em [jamesspratt]

National Map Centre, Westminster. [jamesspratt]

RT @duckorange: So I went down the ice-cream shop, and said I wanted an ice-cream. He said "Hundreds & thousands?" "No, just the one, pl … [jamesspratt]

Propping for Kate’s and my eurotrip. It’s gonna be proper mental. [jamesspratt]

Can someone suggest the best and cheapest online storage backup system please? #backup #storage [jamesspratt]

feeling a little fragile. [jamesspratt]

Dover-Calais, bomb down to Pamplona in time for Weds morning’s run, over to Benicassim for the music fest and some skydiving to boot. [jamesspratt]

Malcolm McLaren – Double Dutch http://youtu.be/Rt6Co7EMNCU [jamesspratt]

day off. Car buying and Garsington. [jamesspratt]

Published The New Ride.

RT @27bslash6: Upload this as your facebook® photo and wait… http://i.imgur.com/oV5Cn.png [jamesspratt]

RT @gregbanbury: Raoul Moat has said he will only target the police and the public are safe. In other news Northumbria Police announce ‘ … [jamesspratt]

Muppet Show – Mahna Mahna Original http://youtu.be/NA90IlymdZ4 [jamesspratt]

Inspired Bicycles – Danny MacAskill April 2009 http://youtu.be/Z19zFlPah-o [jamesspratt]

#wc2010 does my tv look big in this? http://is.gd/d0C9u [jamesspratt]

Me: "Frankie, do you know what the time is?"
Frankie: "It’s ICE CREAM TIME". [jamesspratt]

everybody turn over to Wimbledon NOW. [jamesspratt]

6 months til Xmas! Woohoo! [jamesspratt]

Vuvuzela Time! – View any website like you’re at the South Africa World Cup! http://bit.ly/9NqmTc [jamesspratt]

One jump each at Headcorn. [jamesspratt]

Wabi-sabi – Wikipedia – http://j.mp/cIHyuA [jamesspratt]

For stopping unwanted marketing calls: http://www.tpsonline.org.uk/ctps/number_type.html [jamesspratt]

today I will mainly be undoing what I did on Monday and Tuesday. [jamesspratt]

Happy 6 months Alex, you’re the girl with the killer smile. [jamesspratt]

First beer of the week. Aren’t I good, or something. [jamesspratt]

Just found a WiFi network named ‘Jesus Is Lord’. Not impressed. It wasn’t open, obviously. [jamesspratt]

RT @jtrant: "tethering" now ties you to the air, not the ground … [jamesspratt]

Published You Me Bum Bum Train.

Shared Ninite Easy PC Setup – Silent Unattended Install Multiple Programs At Once.

the Orange 3G network is crap at the mo because Orange and T-Mobile are merging, therefore playing silly buggers with their infrastructure. [jamesspratt]

Live train map for the London Underground http://j.mp/9Mq3WT [jamesspratt]

knocked off a wing mirror with my knuckles after being squeezed out by a coach this morning. Which was nice. [jamesspratt]

remote control through TightVNC, very nice. As is utorrent’s webUI. [jamesspratt]

RT @hpoom: I’m liking the twitter world cup site http://twitter.com/worldcup/worldcup [jamesspratt]

feeling the #wc2010 atmosphere. [jamesspratt]

enjoyed the do at the East India Club and is looking forward to the England do chez nous. [jamesspratt]

I’d rather be in South Africa. [jamesspratt]

still wondering what was going on with that coffin being loaded into that police van near old billingsgate market last night. [jamesspratt]

Come on Pyongyang! [jamesspratt]

cabling. Dull as an overcast Tuesday in Worthing. [jamesspratt]

Wiseandroid | Android apps to save your money http://bit.ly/agz6xD [jamesspratt]

Microsoft responds to Google’s internal condemnation of Windows; puzzled looks abound http://ff.im/-lqchS [jamesspratt]

still need to borrow someone’s MiniDV camcorder to extract my old tapes via. Someone, please? Will reward handsomely. [jamesspratt]

have done absolutely nothing constructive today. [jamesspratt]

good to be back on the bicycle around London. The best way to travel in this town. [jamesspratt]

Crikey, I love jobhunting. [jamesspratt]

50 Informative and Well-Designed Infographics | Inspiration http://bit.ly/decnQZ [jamesspratt]

Shared 50 Informative and Well-Designed Infographics | Inspiration.

Looking for a lift from London to Cornwall this arvo. Will share costs. [jamesspratt]

RT @Herring1967: I know it’s innocent until proven guilty, but if someone calls themself "the crossbow cannibal" then are we allowed to … [jamesspratt]

Meanwhile, in Japan… http://i.imgur.com/8gztA.jpg [jamesspratt]

will be in Polzeath by lunchtime. [jamesspratt]

this train seat designer’s brief: as much discomfort as poss please Jeff. Do not under any circumstances allow those passengers to relax. [jamesspratt]

just watched The Damned United. Really very good. [jamesspratt]

RT @serafinowicz: Even the Devil has his demons. [jamesspratt]

coasteering at Port Quin. Jolly good fun. [jamesspratt]

went surfing for the first time in my life today. I’m not very good at it so far. [jamesspratt]

have jacked Firefox in, in favour of Chrome. [jamesspratt]

doing it myself. [jamesspratt]

Littlns with friends for the afternoon, me and the mrs drinking in the sunshine in Hoxton Square, loving it. [jamesspratt]

Liked Holy Shit That’s Gonna Leave A Mark! (PIC).

Published James Spratt of DeWitt County, Illinois.

Fire Safety Fail http://ff.im/-kUVEc [jamesspratt]