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At last, I’ve got round to posting the niece. Again, well done them, very clever indeed.
Babies are brilliant, (almost) everyone should get one (or so).
This from Moon In The Gutter via Angry. Take one and pass them on.
1. My uncle once: had a fire extinguisher blow up in his face.
2. Never in my life: have I needed a job more than now.
3. When I was five: I think I was at school at Windlesham in Hove.
4. High school was: really just called ’school’ and I liked it.
5. I will never forget: the birth of my daughter.
6. Once I met: Mother Theresa.
7. There’s this girl I know: who doesn’t know me yet, her name is Bonnie Colebrook.
8. Once, at a bar: I drank a pint of StevO’s puke.
9. By noon, I’m usually: thinking about lunch.
10. Last night: I watched 4 episodes of 24, series 5.
11. If only I had: £10m.
12. Next time I go to church: will be too soon.
13. What worries me most: is that I will not accomplish my objectives.
14. When I turn my head left I see: a desk, 3 monitors upon it and a house slowly being built over the road.
15. When I turn my head right I see: the terrace and some clouds.
16. You know I’m lying when: I politely turn down food with the phrase “no, I couldn’t”.
17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: the big glasses.
18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: your mum.
19. By this time next year: I hope we will be 4.
20. A better name for me would be: James Spratt Dot Org
21. I have a hard time understanding: mandarin.
22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: get that missing 3rd A level.
23. You know I like you if: I say so.
24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: your mum.
25. Take my advice, never: consider anything a problem.
26. My ideal breakfast is: the whole nine yards, FULL english, cereals, juice, yoghurt and coffee refills.
27. A song I love but do not have is: not a phrase I would need to use thanks to BitTorrenting.
28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: try your hardest to be ubercool or ubergay.
29. Why won’t people: stop beating around the bush.
30. If you spend a night at my house: Frankie may have something to say about the matter.
31. I’d stop my wedding for: kicks.
32. The world could do without: the Republican Party.
33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: submit.
34. My favourite blonde(s) is/are: Frankie Spratt.
35. Paper clips are more useful than: Vanessa Feltz.
36. If I do anything well it’s: bitch.
37. I can’t help but: take photographs.
38. I usually cry: in tearjerker movies as I did with ‘Welcome to Sarajevo’ again the other day.
39. My advice to my child/nephew/niece: travel.
40. And by the way: I do not mind if you offer me gainful employment.
Last weekend was one of the laziest weekends we’ve had in donkey’s. I do get that slight feeling of guilt when this happens. But then I get over it.
On Saturday, Kate ‘persuaded’ me to pop down the road to pick up a couple of hefty 13″ pizzas (£9 = Barry’s bargain basement) and some cans of Stella. We’ve recently picked up our addiction to 24 and were making our way through ‘season‘ series 4. The glorious image I must convey is of the three of us lounging in our pit; curtains closed; watching TV; stuffing our faces and swigging on wifebeater at 11 o’clock. That’s 11 o’clock a.m.. IN THE MORNING.
And all the while, Frankie dressed only in her nappy happily lounges amongst us, chewing on our discarded crusts. This is of course exemplary parenting and will teach her a lot in the long run. Something about not taking life too seriously and being able to relax when all those around her are losing their heads. Or something.
Just finished downloading series 5 last night. Bring it.
Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
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training into town. Great to catch up with Oli last night over drinks and curry.
http://twitpic.com/mwep - Sucks that I didn't get to see this girl today
http://twitpic.com/mtv7 - Heavy night was it?
walking from Paddington to Soho, on a moonlit day.
Go Giles: http://tinyurl.com/647ggq
http://twitpic.com/mnzc - Chubster recharging
was going swimming but F fallen asleep. loading up with wine from Majestic instead.
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