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Who Ate All The Pies?

Posted on the December 28th, 2007 under Me Me Me by jamesspratt

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Been overdoing it in the pie department over the festive season? Don’t you worry your pretty little self about that. For artistic reasons I logged everything I ate in November (so no doubt I ate even more than this during December) and have only just got round to typing up the transcript. I seriously need to reconsider my eating habits.

Digest this you piglets:

Thursday 1.11.2007
Coffee, coffee, 2 digestive biscuits, coffee, potato, leek, onion, cream, gravy lunch, Diet Coke 500ml, can of Diet Coke, jam donut, small chocolate egg, can of Diet Coke, rice crackers, 4 slices bread, houmous, 5 sausages, ketchup, mustard.

Friday 2.11.2007
Coffee, 2 digestive biscuits, coffee, 6 boiled eggs, 4 sausages, Diet Coke 500ml, 1 can of Guinness, 1/2 bottle white wine, 1 trout, couscous, 4 slices bread, DDoritos and houmous, tomato/coriander salsa.

Saturday 3.11.2007
‘Relentless’ 500ml energy drink, 2 coffees, 2 toast Vegemite, 4 cans lager, chicken black bean sauce, sweet and sour chicken, plain rice, thick noodles, prawn crackers.

Sunday 4.11.2007
2 Guinness, 1/2 bottle champagne, lots of prawn crackers, lots of Bombay mix, 2 marmalade toast, coffee special fried rice with prawns and mushrooms, can diet coke, chocolate brownie.

Monday 5.11.2007
Coffee, bowl of ‘tropical’ muesli with milk, packet ‘Maltesers’, coffee, packet noodles, 1/2 Kit-Kat, coffee, 1/2 pepperoni pizza, salad and dressing.

Tuesday 6.11.2007
Bowl of ‘tropical’ muesli with milk, can of Diet Coke, club sandwich, 3x Vegemite on crumpets, tuna and pasta.

Wednesday 7.11.2007
Coffee, bowl of ‘tropical’ muesli with milk, can of Diet Coke, 2 spring rolls, 2 spare ribs, 2 prawn toast, 1 garlic pork, 1 plain rice, 1 ho fun prawns, 1 pint of pink grapefruit squash, 1 can of diet coke.

Thursday 8.11.2007
Coffee, Krispy Kreme donut, coffee, Krispy Kreme donut, 12 ‘Celebrations’ chocolates, coffee, tuna and pasta, spaghetti bolognaise, tzatziki, Tabasco, 1/2 bottle Merlot.

Friday 9.11.2007
Coffee, bowl of cereal with full fat milk, coffee, 10 ‘celebrations’ chocolates, 6 pints of Guinness, bacon tomato and cheese croissant, 1 garlic nan, 1 plain rice, lamb madras, chicken tikka, sag aloo, 2 poppadom’s, raita, salad, mango chutney, 1/2 bottle red wine.

Saturday 10.11.2007
1 mouthful of cold bolognaise, 2 coffees, 5x nigiri Yo Sushi (salmon, chicken, prawn, crab-stick and avocado), can of Diet Coke, 2 cans of Guinness, coffee, 2 glasses of champagne, prawn crackers and soy sauce and sweet chili dip, prawn toast, paper prawns, duck, spring onions, cucumber, plum sauce, pancakes, 2 bottles of lager, satay chicken, egg fried rice, noodles, chicken in a lettuce leaf, king prawns and black bean sauce, sizzling beef, double espresso.

Sunday 11.11.2007
Cappuccino, ‘Double Decker’, coffee, 3 chocolates, 3 chicken strippers, can of Diet Coke, bacon cheese and tomato croissant, chicken and avocado Pret sandwich, 1/2 bottle red wine, salad and left over curry.

Monday 12.11.2007
Pain au chocolat, coffee, Snickers, coffee, flapjack, coffee, 1 baguette, pot of houmous, chorizo, can of Diet Coke, pint of orange juice and lemonade, 3 sausages, ketchup, mustard, salad, 5 spoonfuls of ‘Green & Black’s’ chocolate orange ice cream.

Tuesday 13.11.2007
2 coffees, 5 sausages, salad, ginger, can of Diet Coke, coffee, 2 finger Kit-Kat, coffee, 2 finger Kit-Kat, 3 cans of Guinness, 1/2 glass orange juice, pilau rice, garlic nan, chicken/ lamb/ capsicum and tomato curry.

Wednesday 14.11.2007
2 coffees, ‘Iceland’ chicken curry rice and soy sauce, can of Diet Coke, 2 finger Kit-Kat, coffee, chicken and noodles stir fry, 2 rice crackers, 5 large spoonfuls of ‘Green & Black’s’ chocolate orange ice cream.

Thursday 15.11.2007
Coffee, McDoncald’s chicken ‘Legend’, fries, large Diet Coke, 1/2 coffee, can of Diet Coke, 1/2 coffee, 2 rice crackers, curry, rice, 1 slice of ham.

Friday 16.11.2007
Cookie, pint of grapefruit squash, large white Americano coffee, Latte, coffee, can of Diet Coke, tuna and salmon sashimi, radish, seaweed, soy sauce, wasabi, can of Diet Coke, 2 pints of Guinness, 1/2 bottle Cabernet Sauvignon, 1 can Guinness, 1/2 pint of grapefruit squash.

Saturday 17.11.2007
500ml bottle Diet Coke, ‘Milky Bar’, coffee, 1/4 chicken, 3 tomatoes, 1/2 tub coleslaw, Boursin cheese, 2 cans Carlsberg.

Sunday 18.11.2007
Coffee, 2 slices Vegemite on toast, half packet bloody Mary flavoured crisps, 1 pint Staropramen, 1/2 chicken bacon mushroom pizza, 2 slices bread Boursin, coleslaw, 2 cans ‘Lech’ beer, coffee.

Monday 19.11.2007
Bite of a baguette, 250g Greek yoghurt with Acacia honey, coffee, Guinness, 1/2 baguette, pasta, tomato and onion salad, olive oil and red wine vinegar dressing, fish finger baguette sandwich, 2 cans Lech beer, coffee, 1/3 bottle red wine, glass of white wine, 1/2 bag of ‘Buttons’, 1 chocolate truffle, pint of grapefruit squash.

Tuesday 20.11.2007
Bite of Marmite on toast, c.125g Greek yoghurt with Acacia honey, coffee, bowl of Coco-Pops with full fat milk, coffee, bowl of Coco-Pops with full fat milk, coffee, cheese twist, 2 cheese baps, packet of ‘Chicken Bites’, Tabasco, tub of houmous, can of Diet Coke, can of Zywiec beer, meatballs in tomato and onion sauce, rice, chili sauce, salad, coffee, pint of grapefruit squash.

Wednesday 21.11.2007
Pint of grapefruit squash, coffee, bowl of Coco-Pops with full fat milk, meatballs in tomato and onion sauce, rice, Tabasco, soy sauce, can of Diet Coke, coffee, can of Diet Coke, coffee, tuna and tomato with penne pasta, swig of Diet Coke, 2 cans Zywiec beer, bite of plain chocolate, 1/2 pint grapefruit squash.

Thursday 22.11.2007
1/2 pint grapefruit squash, coffee, can of Diet Coke, large bite of raspberry flapjack, coffee, bowl of Coco-Pops, coffee, can of Diet coke, 6 pints of Guinness, 1 bottle Becks, 1 can of Guinness, 1 can Zywiec, few mouthfuls of tuna pasta, 1/2 plain cheese pizza, pint of grapefruit squash.

Friday 23.11.2007
Pain au chocolate, coffee, tuna pasta, halloumi, poppadoms, chapati, garlic nan, Bombay chicken, rice, 4 cans Budvar, 1 glass white wine.

Saturday 24.11.2007
Bacon, sausage, 2 eggs, toast, beans, coffee, 2 pints Guinness, 3 bread-sticks with cheese dip, roast turkey, yam with sultanas and cinnamon, bacon, dauphinoise potatoes, green beans in cream sauce, bread sauce, gravy, slice of pumpkin pie with sugared whipped cream and vanilla, can of Kronenberg, glass of champagne, glass of white wine.

Sunday 25.11.2007
Coffee, 2 sausages and scrambled eggs, 2 Marmite on toast, ketchup, orange and grapefruit juice, 1 and 1/4 large Domino’s pizzas, bite of nan, spoonful of curry, pint of squash, 1 and 1/2 beers.

Monday 26.11.2007
2 glasses of water, latte, Big Mac, 2 pints Guinness, slice of pizza, 4 Marmite toast, 3 sausages, peas, beans, ketchup, Tabasco, mango chutney, raita, pint of grapefruit squash, 1/4 bottle white wine.

Tuesday 27.11.2007
Latte, can Diet Coke, packet of ‘Quavers’ crisps, can of Diet Coke, rice crackers, tuna peppers, mushrooms, rice, 1/2 bottle Merlot.

Wednesday 28.11.2007
Pint grapefruit squash, Twix, 1/2 can Diet Coke, latte, 1/2 can Diet Coke, ‘Subway’ foot-long Club sandwich with everything, ranch and chili sauce, prawn cocktail crisps, 5o00ml bottle Diet Coke, 1/2 pint grapefruit squash, 1/2 bottle red wine, chicken and pepper fajitas, salsa, guacamole, Cadbury’s Turkish Delight.

Thursday 29.11.2007
Can of Diet Coke, latte, 1/2 can Diet Coke, 2 pints Guinness, McDonald’s 5 ‘festive’ cheese bites, fajita left-overs, 1 chocolate coated mini donut, 1/2 can Diet Coke, ‘Smarties’ cookie.

Friday 30.11.2007
2 coffees, 2 pints Guinness…?