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The Continual Recitals of Alistair Gayler

Posted on the December 6th, 2006 under Friends/Family by jamesspratt

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Apologies to those that don’t know him but this is our mate Ali. Here’s a list of in-jokes he continually reels off. It needed to be documented just for the record…
“How dare you. I happen to be DEEPLY religious!”
“I need a new car.”
“West Sussex is one of the best places to live.”
“Is that all? I had 50 pints for breakfast.”
“Breeton, massive cliff on on side, massive drawbridge on the other.”
“Nice bike slob” - “Yeah, built it me-self. It’s got twin fuel tanks”
“I ‘ad 18 points of lager wif me boiker mates”
“Yeah, I was in the paras for a bit.”
“Do you know who this is?”
“Land of a thousand smiles.”
“Do you know I wish I’d been born Thai.”
“I HEARD ANIMAL NOISES.”
“No muddy boots.”
“Don’t you EVER try and call my bluff.”
“GET OUT, it’s a fire hazard.”
“Chez moi, with DDV asap for a G&T after T by J.”
“How dare you.”
“I’m in the bath.”
“It’s for your nuts, Sir.”
“This is Mr.Rowley.”
“So, you want to be in the A’s.”
“Ah, my liver.”
“Ya man, huckm’guckly.”
“Yar, yar, yar, that’s my boy, well done son..”
“Yar, yar, yar, well done son, shall I call Caffyns and order a new Polo for 2023.”
“Do you know Alistair, I think you and I are the only christians in this house.”
“Do you want to come on my ‘ockey course?”