Archives

2009
“Working abroad lots, #2 on the way”
Dec
06
Marcel Brietzke Searching for George Spratt
“Received the following comment, thought I should promote it to its own post. Can anyone ...”
Nov
30
10 Things About Sao Paulo
“Oi, Sao Paulo's a cool place. I expected a dirty, rough sprawl. What I got was ...”
21
11
Frankie's 2nd Birthday Party
“Frankie's 2nd birthday party round our's on the 18th of October. 4 hours in 45 ...”
01
Oct
28
Physics
“Terribly middle class I know but we had the decking done on the terrace the ...”
19
06
Frankie, Month 23
“Up until the 18th September. Taken in Maidenhead, Cheltenham and Birmingham. ”
Sep
23
Frankie, Month 22
“Over a month old so will follow these up with month 23 soon after I ...”
12
Coast Envy
“This blogs flagging a little. Obviously. I think I've mislaid what little writing ability I ...”
Aug
18
Dear Frankie, Aged 1¾
“Dear Frankie, This is now a month overdue, so in 19 years and less than 3 ...”
10
Bordeaux, en français
“Bonjour. Pardonnez-moi pour mon français terrible (seulement huit ans de salle de class français dans mon ...”
03
Jul
30
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02
Frankie, Month 20
“Kate shot again whilst I was in Trinidad. Fit as a butcher's dog my girl ...”
Jun
24
08
May
21
Frankie, Month 19
“Taken last Sunday morning down in Brighton with cousin Bonnie. ”
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04
01
Apr
01
Edgar Dowell Researching John Anderson Spratt
“An email from edgardowell@gmail.com: I am doing some research on John Anderson Spratt who was born ...”
Mar
31
Sofia
“I've been in Bulgaria for a week now so it's time I JUDGED my time ...”
18
Frankie, Month 17
“This is our perfect daughter. ”
12
Do Learn When to Stop Tinkering
“I screwed my blog templates up. Have tried everything I could think of to get ...”
10
07
Basrah Tiltshifts
“Four years ago I went to Iraq for six months. Took quite a few snaps ...”
03
02
Feb
22
Online Stream Omnibus for the 2 weeks ending 2009-02-22
“ The Sneezing Panda! (Slow Motion) http://ff.im/-1az0510:48 AM Feb 22nd from FriendFeed Still not feeling 100% after ...”
19
Tanzania 2009
“Had an excellent 2 week break in Tanzania. It was hot hot hot. The Indian ...”
18
Frankie, Month 16
“Here's that comedian named Frankie Spratty. The little pumpkin. ”
17
08
Online Stream Omnibus for the 3 weeks ending 2009-02-08
“ recently found out Bambi was a bloke. 5:45 PM Feb 7th Up early, minor adjustment due ...”
Jan
20
Dear Frankie, Aged 1¼
“Dear Frankie, Press play on this while I give you the lowdown here.... Gracie, Ben Folds ...(you just ...”
The President and The Penny Jar
18
Online Stream Omnibus for w/e 2009-01-18
“ Only just noticed the 'Next item' button at the bottom on G Reader. 9 minutes ...”
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Online Stream Omnibus for w/e 2009-01-11
“ tiltshiftmaker.com - Transform your photos into tilt-shift style miniatures http://ff.im/-zu0A about 15 hours ago Are My ...”
Ahaah, Ahaah
“Filmed in November. Maybe it's only the parents, but we happen to find this extremely ...”
09
Geoff Haines Searching for Spratts of Hillsborough, NI
“Author: Geoffaussie Surnames: Spratt Classification: queries Message Board URL: http://boards.rootsweb.com/surnames.spratt/267/mb.ashx Message Board Post: Hello All, ...”
05
Bonnielicio.us
“The increasingly-cute-now-5-month-old Brightonian niece got herself a site: http://bonnielicio.us But right now despite my multiple system, multiple ...”
04
Online Stream Omnibus for w/e 2009-01-04
“ Crunchie Nut cornflakes before 24 Redemption then bed. First day back in the office tomorrow ...”
2008
“All about the Frankie”
Dec
30
Frankie Spratt, Month 14
“Late again, and this month as my laptop is on the blink (somebody call tech ...”
28
Online Stream Omnibus for w/e 2008-12-28
“ a little time to catch up online 31 minutes ago some family have gone, some friends ...”
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Online Stream Omnibus for w/e 2008-12-21
“ http://twitpic.com/uxa7 - One from a central european hotel about 22 hours ago xmas shopping fail. about ...”
13
Online Stream Omnibus for w/e 2008-12-14
“ Last full day's onlineness for a week. Yoiks. about 1 hour ago Namecheap.com - Member's Home ...”
07
Online Stream Omnibus for w/e 2008-12-07
“ Re: 14 free or open source Windows applications I love http://ff.im/-ehZM about 8 hours ago About ...”
01
Nov
30
Online Stream Omnibus for w/e 2008-11-30
“ Giles Littleford is playing a gig @ the Ocean Lounge in Brighton tonight. http://ff.im/-aymY just booked ...”
24
That BNP Membership List
“Came across this today without even looking for it. Feel this info should be shared. ...”
23
Online Stream Omnibus for w/e 2008-11-23
“ London EC2 http://ff.im/-6HCF Maidenhead, Windsor and Maidenhead SL6 6JS http://ff.im/-6EZb Setup Firefox To Use Minimal ...”
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Online Stream Omnibus for w/e 2008-11-16
“ Love this stuff. Have set asid a folder of potential tiltshiftable phot to work on ...”
12
Discipline I, II and III
“To be watched in order: The little monkeynut. Discipline I from James Spratt on Vimeo. Discipline II ...”
09
Status Updates Omnibus for w/e 2008-11-09
“ Mum's been to Iceland. # firework season passed us by this year. # In case you didn't ...”
02
Status Updates Omnibus for w/e 2008-11-02
“ I just voted for Obama in #TwitVote -- http://twitvote.twitmarks.com/ # like a leaf on that last ...”
Oct
31
Hallowe'en Joke
“What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin ...”
Dear Frankie, Year 1
The Night Before First Birthday
“Shot on the 17th Oct. This is how the talking is coming on: The night before ...”
27
18
Autumnal Changes
“This past month has been a bit of a busy one all in. Moved into ...”
07
Top 5 Nonsense Searches
“Top 5 most nonsense search strings that the search engines have sent people here to ...”
Sep
27
23
2 Bed Flat to Let in Hastings, Available 01.11.2008
“ 2 good sized double bedrooms Modern bathroom and kitchen Gas central heating Large lounge 2 minutes from town centre 2nd ...”
02
Aug
29
27
OpenTape
“Muxtape has fairly inevitably gone offline after upsetting the RIAA. Whilst they're still chatting things ...”
Video of a Video of a Cannibal
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13
Finish This Sentence
“This from Moon In The Gutter via Angry. Take one and pass them on. 1. My ...”
01
24, Pizza and Beer in Bed
“Last weekend was one of the laziest weekends we've had in donkey's. I do get ...”
Jul
31
Dear Frankie, Month 9
“Dear Frankie, No time, no time to write my normal full length slushy-doting-father-mush I'm afraid old ...”
21
Bonnie Colebrook Arrives
“Quick one: my sister gave birth to Bonnie Colebrook this afternoon, 7lbs1oz, via emergency c-section. ...”
18
Leaving Fujitsu
“After 2 years and 9 months contracting for Fujitsu at the MoD and Cabinet Office, ...”
12
09
Blogroll
“It's taken me some time, but I've recently realised that the courteous thing to do ...”
08
Frankie's 'Headwetting' Party
“Saturday 5th July we threw a proper party in celebration of the safe arrival and ...”
02
Jun
20
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Matt & Bryony's Wedding
“St.Andrew's Church, Nuthurst, West Sussex, 14th June 2008. ”
17
Parking in Tower Hamlets
“Saturday morning, woke up in good time to drive down to Sussex for the wedding ...”
10
Wallace Spratt
“from gc-gateway@rootsweb.com to SPRATT-L@rootsweb.com date 9 June 2008 23:47 subject Re: Wallace Spratt Author: mmcvae Hope you still check this. On ...”
08
05
May
29
For My Sins
“Go on, I dare you. In fact I double dare you. Someone around here say "For ...”
27
Washed Out and Wasted Bank Holiday Weekend
“This is how our Great British May bank holiday went: Few too many drinks after work ...”
23
Anyone Have An Invite To FFFFOUND.com ?
“FFFFOUND is a repository of user submitted beautiful images. I've subscribed to it since it started ...”
21
Dear Frankie, Month 7
“Dear Frankie, 7 months old. Holy Moly, that's actually quite a long time that you've existed ...”
16
The Most Basic Of IT Tips
“I need to get a few things of my chest. There is a need to point ...”
14
02
01
Carol Spratt, Toronto
“Am thinking that maybe I should create a Spratt wiki or forum. Could be more ...”
Apr
23
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08
Stealthy Little Ninja
“Last night I put THE CUTEST LITTLE GIRL EVER into bed at about 10:30pm. At about ...”
A Call for Sponsorship for Walk For Life
“On Sunday 1st June, a load of purely altruistic people like me are going for ...”
03
01
RickRolled
“As this video is all that the interwebs consist of today, I too should pay ...”
Mar
31
24
Card Calendar 2008
“Meant to post this at the beginning of the year. Easy date referencing-a-go-go. Download this, print ...”
22
21
Can Someone Recommend Me A Decent IT Contractors' Accountants?
“I've been working through an umbrella company for about 2.5 years now and for various ...”
18
Feb
27
So Good To Be In The Sun
“We're on our jollidays, mainly in Plettenberg Bay, South Africa for a few weeks. Blimmin glorious. The ...”
21
No But Really, Have A Look At This Girl
“More pictures up of the daughter. Grab yourself a cuppa, maybe some biccies (digestives preferably), then ...”
12
Moving A Wordpress Blog on Dreamhost From One Domain Name To Another
“In the end this was so much easier than I'd an...ticipated. There's quite a few ...”
07
05
Double Gloucester
“Me: Are you up for doing the cheese rolling this May? Kate: Do you need to bring ...”
03
JamesSpratt.com Is Feeling Unwell, Long Live JamesSpratt.org
“Am transferring this little lot over to JamesSpratt.org forthwith. After 7 years ownership, it's time to ...”
Jan
31
Do You Mind If My Dog Has A Sniff Around Your Legs Sir?
“I think they're on to me. I got off the tube last night at about 1840hrs, ...”
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Spinning Baby
“Someone call the social services. ”
10
The Colebrooks Have A Baby On The Way
“Great Expectations ahoy - best news since Frankie's birth came last night. Big little sis Em ...”
08
Wigitized
“Popurled on to this little site, supposedly it was developed in only 24 hours. Wigitize.com simply produces ...”
03
2007 Was An Outstanding Year
“2007 was an outstanding year. The news of Kate's pregnancy and the birth of our ...”
2007
“The lead up to and birth of our daughter”
Dec
28
Who Ate All The Pies?
“Been overdoing it in the pie department over the festive season? Don't you worry your ...”
24
Toilet Water
“With the advent of the chosen one, unfortunately we've taken to watching too much TV. ...”
20
14
The Cycle Route from Work to Home (When I'm Feeling Motivated)
“ I love this city: View Larger Map”
07
The Goose Is Getting Fat
“Right, it's 18 days to go and this year I'm giving you fair warning: My Wishlist is linked both from my ...”
06
Tpr Jack Sadler, HAC
“Tuesday just gone, a fellow Trooper from 2Sqn, of the Honourable Artillery Company was killed by ...”
Nov
20
12
'Status Updates' Twitter Tools Trial Over
“I'm stopping these little 'Status Updates' that have been appearing here. They get auto-posted as a ...”
11
Status Update
“ Heading back from the outlaws in Maidenhead into work (next to the cenotaph) when I ...”
07
More of the Frankster
“More pics up: gOD SHE'S CUTE.”
05
Status Update, 2007-11-05
“ On earlies about to head home at 1430hrs. Peeved at already not seeing enough of ...”
03
The Great Google Index Jump of 2004
“Had a dip into archive.org whilst at work today. Started looking at how the Google homepage ...”
01
Oct
31
Status Update, 2007-10-31
“ Impressed that JamesB went for an early morning run. Really have to follow his example. ...”
30
Status Update, 2007-10-30
“ Heading to the hospital for the last time. My girls are acoming home. Bit bloody ...”
28
Status Update, 2007-10-28
“ In work, on a Sunday, when I ought to be with my girls. # ”
Placentophagy
“Waste not want not hey... Darn fine piece of placenta that. Thanks girls xxX”
26
Frankie, Week 1
“Frankie, Frankie, Frankie. What a week, this is where we're at: Born 18th October 2007, 1252hrs, 7lbs ...”
25
Status Update, 2007-10-25
“ This is dragging now, temp ok but has a rash. Come on Frankie, sort it ...”
24
Still at the hospital. Frankie...
“Still at the hospital. Frankie's temperature playing up but she's ok. Kate's been in here ...”
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18
Frankie Spratt joined the part...
“Frankie Spratt joined the party at 12:52 this afternoon. 7lbs9oz. More beautiful than you can ...”
Final breakfast before fatherh...
“Final breakfast before fatherhood then. - Kate's cool, just knackered.”
Having my last pint before fat...
“Having my last pint before fatherhood.”
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Waiting for Frankie
“Kate called me at work just after 5pm Monday. She seems to have sprung a ...”
16
Waters broke 24hrs ago but not...
“Waters broke 24hrs ago but nothing more so we're back at home waiting in contained ...”
13
Photos on Site Sorted At Last
“At long last, I've sorted out phot on the site after a large gap with ...”
12
Roman Road, E2 to E3
“Roman Road, E2 to E3. An inordinate amount of 'Roman' shops and not a toga ...”
09
Wordpress: Hosting, Widgets and Plugins
“Geek entry, move along unless you have an interest in blogging software... I stopped using Movable Type's ...”
01
Warning: Leaving Negative Feedback On eBay Might Result In Hospitilisation
“Despite having had a ridiculous fancypants 3 metre (that's no typo) widescreen TV installed, we thought ...”
Sep
19
How To Get The Police Laughing At Passport Control
“Rolled off the ferry at Dover on returning from our Paris weekender. Now, I've got ...”
17
Paris in the Autumn for the Rugby
“First time to Paris for me. Beautiful place. Shame about the fricking rugby though. Could even ...”
08
London Underground Maps
“I'm a big fan of the tube; proud that we have such an extensive metro ...”
Aug
22
Cute Aren't I
“Somnolent mutterings the night before last: "Chipmunks? Little terrors!"”
21
Metric Time
“Right, have had this in the back of my head for a bit now; time ...”
05
Bow House Warming
“The housewarming gig chez nous. Great night. Thanks for making it over everyone. ”
Jul
26
EmBANKSYment
“As Banksy's popularity went through the roof over the past year, I followed the bear ...”
23
Linda Onions (nee Spratt)
“Was quite amused to see this site. My father’s name is James Spratt and we ...”
20
Prison Visit Image
“I'm looking for a landscape image of someone visiting someone else in a UK prison/detention ...”
10
07
Cheque's in the Post
“Posted by mobile phone: Just stopped off in Aylesbury (middle England, do not bother) for a ...”
Jun
29
07
The 20 Week Scan: Baby Girl On The Way
“Just got back from UCLH near Goodge St... We're having a DAUGHTER. Cool as. All looking ...”
04
Champs and Lizzie's Wedding
“Very good time had by all up in the Lake Disctrict. Congratulations to the Champions. The classic ...”
01
May
23
2 Bed Flat To Let in Hastings
“ 2 good sized double bedrooms Modern bathroom and kitchen Gas central heating Large lounge 2 minutes from town centre 2nd ...”
22
Back From The Commie Side Of The Caribbean
“Back from the commie side of the Caribbean. Would rather be travelling: beats working. ”
14
Cuba Bound
“If that's the case, let's go to Cuba. Back Tuesday 22nd.”
11
04
Supping on Kingfisher, waiting...
“Supping on Kingfisher, waiting for the curry to take back to the palace hotel in ...”
02
Why Does Pee Twirl?
“"If you look carefully at the stream of urine as it leaves the penis, you ...”
01
300
“GlenJamesBolger says:im watching 300 GlenJamesBolger says:its great Terry says:I really want to see it Terry says:its on at ...”
Apr
27
And Some Reactions
“Holy Moly, Blimey O'Reilly, Gordon Bennett. Rupert Law Oh... my... god. Charlie Champion This doesn’t make you ...”
The Best News
26
Site Change 2007
“Excuse recent lack of postage, site moved server then I was unable to update anything ...”
25
Thou Shalt Always Kill
“Heard this on XFM one evening a short while back, so had to track it ...”
24
List Five Things You Are Obsessed With
“...then tag five people to do the same. . 1. Kate Bretherton. 2. 'Frank'. 3. Green & Blacks ...”
Mar
30
On the yaurostar, just back fr...
“On the yaurostar, just back from a week in Brussels. Nice change of scenery but ...”
23
Russell Smith
“a.k.a. KrustyFM, Russell works in my office. Top nutjob: Rob: "he's based in Germany isn't he?" Russ: ...”
19
How To Claim Back Penalty Charges
“It blimmin' works too. I went through my statements, highlighting the charges over the passed ...”
13
Elizabeth A. Spratt
“I am Elizabeth A. Spratt of the Spratt's of NYC.  My family is from Queens ...”
11
Toby Flood
“Me: "It doesn't look like he even shaves." Kate: "I bet he doesn't even wank."”
07
Anger Management
“My blood is boiling and there's nothing I can do to calm m'nerves. I guess my ...”
02
Silver Bullet
“Can someone please email me the mp3 or send me a link to '20 Seconds ...”
01
Bow Offer Acceptance
“We've just had an offer accepted on an excellent little flat in Bow. Just opposite ...”
Feb
21
Mr Sexy Tinker
“Was gonna save this one, but as it's anonymous and the guy in questions has ...”
20
Barcelona, Catalonia, Spain
“Bit of a jaunt over to Spain for a loverly long weekend. This is what ...”
09
Warning: Irritant
“Why Is EVERYTHING annoying me right now?”
08
Bank of England Historical Interest Rates Since 1975
“Financial geek entry alert: Depending on your point of view, I think I've never been ...”
Jan
23
Michael Spratt
“Hello to all of you wonderful Spratts!!  I'm kind of new to this but I ...”
22
A Long Weekend in Dublin
“First time for me to Eire. Great town, great weekend. I like the fact that the ...”
16
I Need A Joost Beta Tester Invite Token
“The dudes from Skype are coming up with a broadcast quality internet TV called Joost, ...”
15
Mortlake Looking North
“Mortlake Looking North Far from a perfect panoramic but this is the view from the balcony. ...”
06
Alison Spratt
“My name is Alison Spratt. I notice above, the mention of the names Harry and ...”
2006
“Meeting Kate, working at the MoD”
Dec
28
To Thine Own Self Be True
“Note to self: do try not to use quotes when talking with your girlfriend. 1. You ...”
23
Dinnertime at the BBC
“Last weekend, with only hours to go on the final day for entries, I eventually ...”
20
A F Harrold, Comedian and Poet
“I bought a CD at the last onetaste we went to down in Balham. I'd ...”
18
12
Birthday and Xmas Presents
“Right guys, I had a great birthday weekend, however I couldn't help but notice that ...”
06
The Continual Recitals of Alistair Gayler
“Apologies to those that don't know him but this is our mate Ali. Here's a ...”
Nov
29
23
Petition for Jackson for The Hobbit
“You don't need to read the whole spiel on the link, but the crux is ...”
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21
13
Realisation Of What I Do With Certain Emails
“I realised at some point over the past couple of days what I do with ...”
09
My Boss, Frank Lawrie
“Reference a potential date he's going on where the chick in question is talking of ...”
08
Kingsman Jamie Hancock
“And another. This guy had been in theatre for 15 days and was shot whilst ...”
03
02
I Got Fatboy Slim Tickets
“Going down to Brighton for the weekend, which fits in nicely with the fact that ...”
Oct
30
So Bored Of Reading The Obituaries
“Another great weekend down, continuing the general theme of going out and giving it some ...”
27
04
Pub Quiz Victors at the Halfway House, Barnes
“For the 1st time ever ever, last night I was a member of the winning ...”
02
One Taste, The Bedford, Balham
“Went to One Taste last night, a 1st Sunday of every month entertainment extravaganza. Was ...”
Sep
27
23
Freeflying
“I'm loving my new sport. Every time I jump out of an aeroplane, life just ...”
21
Origins of the Tennis Scoring System
“The weekend just gone I went up to Cambridge to see my old man and ...”
20
In Case The Boss Is About
“Click on this link below to read the site a la office 2003. Brill. Or view ...”
18
Barnes, Don't You Know
“After a month's of couchsurfing and checking out about 8 places, even being rejected by ...”
Notting Hill Arts Club Revisited
“Last night I went out to the Notting Hill Arts Club with my old friend Rob. ...”
Aug
29
It's The Price You Pay For The Life You Choose
“ITST HEPR ICEY OUPA YFOR THEL IFEY OUCH OOSE Some art as seen in the Eclipse ...”
27
Denise Leanne Spratt
“Saskatchewan (love that word) Spratt tunes in: I ran across your site and had to drop ...”
25
Honk If Pluto Is Still A Planet
“Agreed, I don't think the Pluto decision? is final.”
23
Howcome Nobody Told Me About Cavafy
“I caught some program about him on the radio the other day. Bloody sends shivers ...”
18
I Own A Flat
“It's only taken about 6 months from viewings to completion, but I just got the call that ...”
16
About to play squash at da clu...
“About to play squash at da club.”
15
Allpeers Beta
“Hopefully you use firefox. Allpeers.com have just released for beta, what seems like the p2p evolution, ...”
08
Noel Edmonds
“Julia: "Actually, Noel Edmonds is quite good looking."”
03
Syndicated Google Video Advertising
“I was on the train to Brighton from Clapham Junction on Tuesday night to meet ...”
Jul
24
Charles Spratt, Ponchatoula
“More Sprattmail, just in... "Hello James: My name is Charles Spratt, a 58 year old videographer in ...”
21
Devonshire Jollidays
“Woohoo, we're on our jollidays for a week. When I go abroad it normally crosses ...”
14
I Just Spent £6.89 on a Sandwich
“Quiznos just opened round the corner from where I work, it's like Subway, only not. OK, ...”
07
7/7 Victims of the Bombings Obituaries
“Worth taking the time to read all 52. Moving stuff. That has been one quick year.”
Comments Up And Working Again
“I took the 'Commentary' (nee 'Comments') out of my blog soon after I'd set it ...”
04
James Spratt, East Belfast and Cornwall
“Another James Spratt just in, as I understand it my great grandfather came from Belfast ...”
Jun
30
28
Flummoxed by Fijian List
“It's not often one can't find some't on t'internet, however I really can't find a ...”
27
What Quickens The Pulse And Lifts The Spirits
“Just got sent this quote by one of the guys that came away to Wales ...”
26
Why I Still Persist In Revisiting Wales
“On Friday evening we (me and a friend of a friend named Liz) drove down ...”
19
We're Only At The Beginning
“Read Bill's email, telling his employees of his plans to move along. One of the ...”
09
ValidatePP.pm
“In case you get the same niggling issue with your Movable Type install: Prototype mismatch: sub ...”
Betfair Account
“If you're considering opening a Betfair account, do me a favour and use this Betfair ...”
05
Skydiver Requires Sponsorship
“Right, this is a long-shot-scrounge but... As you may or may not know, I've recently got ...”
03
James Spratt, Cardiologist
“"Hi there fellow Spratts,  I am yet another in what seems to be a long line ...”
May
23
Denise Spratt
“Hello James, I am researching (without success) my late husband's gt. grandfather, James Spratt who I ...”
22
No, I Don't Need A Bag Thanks
“Shopkeepers/ check-out assistants, please stop trying to give me bags that I don't need. I'm ...”
19
Dry News from Southern Iraq
“Letter from a mate of mine based out in Iraq: "Sent: Fri, 19 May 2006 08:16:44 ...”
12
StevO's Friday Afternoon Email Chat
“StevO: "...Enjoy dinner tonight." Me: "Who says I'm having dinner tonight?" StevO: "Well most people have dinner ...”
11
Internet Addiction
“I took this online test through some link on digg and came up with a ...”
09
Graceland Out Of Russia
“Julia was cleaning out her old CDs t'other day and came across the empty case ...”
08
I Hate Bulldog Broadband
“I should have really written about Bulldog months back, while my blood was properly boiling ...”
07
Bloater
“Rick: "A bloater is a smoked herring." StevO: "Well there's nothing wrong with it."”
Apr
23
13
Euro Roadtip
“Right then, we're heading down to Folkestone tonight to catch the Chunnel for a little ...”
04
Audible, Are You Listening?
“I think I mentioned a while back how great the Ricky Gervais podcast is. Since ...”
Mar
26
A Farewell To Arms
“Ok maybe that title's a tad on the dramatic side, but I've decided to call ...”
24
Political Compass
“Worth doing, if only because it makes you think for a second about your values. ...”
10
Leaving Bath
“Today is my last day working in Bath. I've been here for 5 months already ...”
02
Another James Spratt
“Hi their, i live in stockport, manchester england! didnt realise i shared such an unusual ...”
Feb
27
South African Skydiving
“Got back Friday morning from the best holiday I've had in years. What a beautiful ...”
South Africa 2006
09
It Began In Africacacacaca
“Right then, heading to Africa for the first time. First stop, Windhoek, Namibia and then ...”
03
02
Stalkers Alert, Track People Using Their Mobile Phone
“Unreal, head here (yes I get 1 credit for this, thanks), sign-up for a free ...”
Jan
30
Podcasts
“Recently got into podcasts, very nifty, especially the comedy ones. You have to download the ...”
09
Match Point
“Match Point, Woody Allen's new movie shot around London. Really neat, really well put together ...”
2005
“Buongiorno then starting at the MoD”
Dec
31
Slovakia
“First real attempt at skiing, unless 1 day in Cyprus aged 15 counts. Loved it, ...”
13
News of a Friend Hits Wandsworth
“Me: "You know Nick Webster is going to the North Pole!" Julia: "Oh that's typical."”
Emmah meets Sue
“Sue: "Nobody told me you were blonde."”
Nov
08
All Change Please, All Change
“Please note, there's been a few major changes over the past month, with points 2-4 ...”
04
Motorcar Emptiness
“Glen says: why u not out drinking? JamesSpratt says: just on mcdonalds.co.uk, looking for drive thru in order ...”
Oct
30
Leisurewear
“Julia: "Look at all that leisurewear. I bet they haven't even been playing sport."”
13
Between Chesmu and Chimp
“and this from Chesmu, b'jesus. 05/08/2005  17:27:00  Chesmu  Chimp!!!  you only need a couple of glasses 05/08/2005  ...”
Chimp's Top Hits
“I've had to publish these as some of it is just golden. It's been sitting ...”
10
Her Majesty's Displeasure
“I feel battered. Yesterday was the first game of the season for us and for ...”
05
Futtocks End
“The death of Ronnie Barker has created a mild spike in my page impressions. What? ...”
Sep
27
Rob Returns Aged 30
“Happy Birthday and welcome back Rob. We also headed down to the seaside on Friday evening ...”
20
Falling Down Drunkard
“A very good friend of mine is both a total arsehole but I know that ...”
15
Razor-Sharp Prediction: 5 Blades
“Predicted about a year ago, hilarious article.”
07
All Work And No Play Makes James A Dull Boy
“An office's afternoon entertainment: BunnyGame Voice Projects Speak&Spell”
Auschwitz
“On the phone to Ma just now: Ma:  "Auschwitz - didn't they make an amusement park ...”
05
Aug
31
ScreenSelect Suck
“ DO NOT TOUCH THESE PEOPLE They swindled me, the bloody bastards, from the bottom please: Customer Services ...”
25
HMS Pinafore in Regent's Park Open Air Theatre
“Had us nearly in tears it was so funny. Go see it. Now need to ...”
24
Great British Summer
“Em: it is blowing a gale and really raining and a backpacker has just strolled by ...”
21
Gimme Grecian
“First grey hair discovered by Julia whilst in the car driving back from Cambridge, 21.08.05, ...”
08
No Walk In The National Park
“Another stunning weekend. I'm finding myself increasingly 'living for the weekend'. Which is to be ...”
02
Pro-War
“No. I'm not pro-war. I just can't muster up the moral outrage and smugness to ...”
01
Jul
26
Proper Google Usage
“Search results page of unprotected directories. As per this example, modify as you see fit: Audio ...”
15
14
France Changes Alert Status
“From one of my more xenophilic friend, Barney: Be aware that the French government announced yesterday ...”
12
OK, Here We Go
“Right, my previous attempt at getting this blog going coincided with me leaving the country ...”
Jun
02
Spratts I Haven't Known
“Contact me if you're an infamous Spratt or know of any Spratt places or Spratt ...”
Jobs I Have Had
“Proper jobs: Programme Support Contractor, Rolls-Royce, Bristol Project Support Contractor, IBM, Surrey. IT Helpdesk Contractor, Nationwide Building Society, Swindon. Systems ...”
Places I Have Lived
“ Braemore Road, Hove, England Capel Avenue, Peacehaven, England Valence Gardens, Hove, England Adelaide Crescent, Hove, England Palmeira Square, Hove, ...”
Countries I Have Visited
Feb
28
Flash Footy
“Mousey keepy uppeys game:  Flash Footy. High Score: 139, Glen Bolger, 12.04.06. Send me a screenshot if ...”
Jan
05
2004
“Disallowed from blogging whilst in Iraq”
Oct
16
15
Jun
14
Fitness Wake Up Call
“A good weekend stuck in a room with my new best friends. Will be an ...”
11
Elizabeth Spratt
“Hello! I'm an infamous 'Spratt' only 18 years old but a Spratt all the same! Elizabeth ...”
James Killian Spratt
“Hi, James Spratt!! This is James Spratt!! I'm a sculptor, living in western North Carolina, USA; ...”
May
24
Old Spratt's Factory
“Hi there! I actually live in the Old Spratt's Factory, the former dog biscuit factory ...”
04
Richard Spratt
“hi james my name is richard spratt i am a 47 y.o  coal miner from ...”
Feb
25
Justin Spratt
“i'm infamous (if i do say so myself) :) Justin Spratt justin dot spratt at macquarie dot ...”
2003
“Not a lot”
Nov
03
Tammy Spratt
“Hello, Mr. Spratt, My name is Tammy Spratt, and I live in Windsor, Ontario, Canada.? I ...”
Aug
01
Scrabble
“Completed Scrabble boards, updated as often as poss: ”
Jun
01
Quotes
“These quotes are added occassionally. Send me some more, if you like. ”
May
02
Spratt, Ohio
“Hi, I was just googling and looking for Spratt relatives when I came across your site. ...”
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