JAMES SPRATT .org

With the advent of the chosen one, unfortunately we’ve taken to watching too much TV. During this weekend’s televisual vegetation session I couldn’t help but notice that there’s a ridiculous amount of commercials for perfumes. This is what I can remember we’ve been bombarded with in this weekend alone:

1. Chanel #5
2. Kate, Kate Moss
3. Darling, Kylie Minogue
4. Red, Lacoste
5. Unforgivable, Sean John
6. Gio, Armani
7. Code, Armani
8. J’Adore, Dior
9. Fahrenheit 32, Dior
10. Midnight Poison, Dior
11. Fuel for Life, Diesel
12. The One, Dolce & Gabbana
13. The New Fragrance, DKNY
14. CKIn2U, Calvin Klein
15. XX and XY, Boss
16. Black XS, Paco Rabane
17. Romance, Ralph Lauren
18. Beautiful, Estee Lauder
19. Stella, Stella McCartney
20. 212, Carolina Herrera

Which IMHO is just lunacy, there’s much more than this lot out there but I didn’t note them all down. And I shouldn’t even be giving them the extra press by mentioning them here. Do give it a rest will you, everyone knows that perfumes are only bought at airports anyway.