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Holy Moly, Blimey O’Reilly, Gordon Bennett. Rupert Law

Oh… my… god. Charlie Champion

This doesn’t make you not gay though. Glen Bolger

I’m having to cancel my visit to the Kruger game reserve because of your cock up. Phil Bretherton

…for a brief moment of self-gratification. Caroline Bretherton

[to me]: I thought you were getting fat. Dennis Holdbrook

Well that’s a stupid idea. Russell Smith

Classic, mini spratt. Alastair Rykens

You are joking though, aren’t you? Edd Bretherton

Yeah, whatever. Chris Sanders (Pie)

OK then. Julia Colsten

Well done both of you… good work. 

You? No way. Tom Lyon

You seem to have picked a good one to get pregnant by. Sue Hawkins

You’re having Jim’s child? Madness. Barney Larkin

That’s the best news I’ve heard in decades. Colin Spratt