Mr Sexy Tinker

Wed, 21 Feb 2007 12:06:03 +0000

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Was gonna save this one, but as it’s anonymous and the guy in questions has a sense of humour, I couldn’t resist, am I a bad person for doing this? Here we go:

This email was printed out and left on a printer in my office. I took a transcript. He knows who he is, but out of sheer cringeworthiness he will remain nameless.

From:    *His Girlfriend*
Sent:    25 January 2007 14:58
To:      *Him*
Subject: RE:

Good Afternoon Baby,

Well firstly I love you so much and am sorry for being v stinky last night, this was due to being very tired and all in need of sleepy – sorry baby – I do love you very very much! I did snuggle you loads through the night and keep you all warm though!

For tea:- if you want chilli con carne :-

please get a lil packet of mince meat (not any economy rubbish) will probably cost about £1 for a lil packet two jacket potatoes – think you can buy the really big ones in a pack but if they look like we shall explode when we eatr them as they are too big then just get tweo normal ones If we need cheese tomorrow then pick this up

also can you put the oven on and pop the potatoes scrubbed and pricked with a fork in a bout 6.30pm

and if you decide between now and tea you really don’t want chili con carne and one chicken fajitas just pick up a packet of diced chicken please

I love you lots and lots

Tinkeress

Snuggles and kisses snuggles and kisses snuggles and kisses snuggles and kisses

From:    *Him*
Sent:    25 January 2007 16:43
To:      *His Girlfriend*
Subject: RE:

Hello Baby,

Just saw you’re e-mail. I’m leaving work now so should be back home in about an hour or so.

I love you lots and lots.

Tinker

Hugs and Kisses Hugs and Kisses Hugs and Kisses Hugs and Kisses Hugs ans Kisses Hugs and Kisses

From:    *His Girlfriend*
Sent:    25 January 2007 14:48
To:      *Him*
Subject: RE:

Mr Sexy Tinker

You are formally invited to a night of snuggles.
Dinner and Entertainment provided (but not pot washing)

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2 comments on “Mr Sexy Tinker”

  1. that’s your email you sad, sad man.

    [err no Terry, it's not. And please stop pretending to be an ex-colleague of yours, it's extremely juvenile.]

    2. JamesB on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 13:01:32 +0000 at 13:01:32

  2. it was you you fag

    3. Glen Bolger on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 13:02:03 +0000 at 13:02:03
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