Chimp’s Top Hits

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I’ve had to publish these as some of it is just golden. It’s been sitting as draft for a while now…

I’ve left saying anything here about work for fear of being dooced.

01/07/2005 16:46:29 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt just give us a shout or msn if u need me to do something. . .
01/07/2005 16:46:33 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt please. . .
01/07/2005 16:46:46 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! I’m just waiting on other people now
01/07/2005 16:46:59 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt shall i do same…
01/07/2005 16:47:09 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! err, yes
01/07/2005 16:47:13 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt he he
01/07/2005 16:47:21 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt righto
01/07/2005 16:47:25 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt your the boss
01/07/2005 16:47:58 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! do bear in mind that I’m learning this job too!
01/07/2005 16:48:09 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt oh yeah sorry
01/07/2005 16:48:18 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt i always assume you know it back of your hand
01/07/2005 16:48:26 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt you come across as it thats all
01/07/2005 16:48:33 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt you come across confident
01/07/2005 16:48:48 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! haha, great, it’s working
01/07/2005 16:48:56 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt :D
04/07/2005 10:12:09 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt morning!! what do we have in store today?
04/07/2005 10:15:54 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt antoine not in today?
04/07/2005 10:16:01 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! should be
04/07/2005 10:16:06 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt cool
04/07/2005 10:17:02 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt just give me a shout when u want me to do something. . ill let you sort yourself out for a bit.. . i just dont wanna come across as just sitting here. . if you know what i mean.. as my screen is facing alot of people now!!
04/07/2005 10:17:10 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt :|
04/07/2005 10:17:15 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! sure
04/07/2005 12:20:16 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt what shall i do!!
04/07/2005 12:20:25 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt where have you gone?
04/07/2005 12:42:53 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt phew!!
04/07/2005 12:48:03 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt alright mate. . is everything ok?
04/07/2005 12:50:20 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt what shall i do?
04/07/2005 12:58:29 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt i should have let you know i was going on lunch at 1]
04/07/2005 12:58:39 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt is that ok
04/07/2005 12:58:46 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt i will do the test plan asap
04/07/2005 12:58:50 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt onc ei get back
04/07/2005 12:58:52 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! mate, jsut go whenever you want
04/07/2005 12:58:53 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt i promise!!
04/07/2005 12:58:53 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! fine
04/07/2005 12:59:01 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt thanks man!!
04/07/2005 16:14:51 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt something fishy in the kitchen

04/07/2005 16:20:40 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt anything to worry bout?
04/07/2005 16:20:56 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! no dude, you worry too much
04/07/2005 16:21:11 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt its just i think abus pissed ff
04/07/2005 16:21:13 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt off
04/07/2005 16:21:22 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! oh well, not your problem
04/07/2005 16:21:25 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt and hes trying to u know get me back to cc
04/07/2005 16:21:38 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt you take thigs lightly..
04/07/2005 16:21:42 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt thats good man
04/07/2005 16:21:54 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt taking your advice
04/07/2005 16:22:28 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! as I said, Ant and I want you to stay in ops, so we’ll do what we can to ensure that
04/07/2005 16:22:58 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt much appreciated! :D
04/07/2005 16:23:03 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt honestly
04/07/2005 16:25:28 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! but… as it comes down to money (an extra employee) Burton is not easy to get round
04/07/2005 16:25:42 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt oh i see
04/07/2005 16:25:47 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt budgets huh!!
04/07/2005 16:26:12 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt imagine looking at this for a job..http://www.loaded.co.uk/
04/07/2005 16:26:22 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt thats i have to do for terms and conditions. .
04/07/2005 16:26:45 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! shit mate, I’m sorry to have to put you through that
04/07/2005 16:27:02 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt hey im not gay or anything!!
04/07/2005 16:27:39 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt but putting through poor old barry. .
04/07/2005 16:27:51 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt through this. .
04/07/2005 16:28:00 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! that was sarcasm Hitesh
04/07/2005 16:28:07 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt i know
04/07/2005 16:28:12 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt so was i
04/07/2005 16:28:20 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt dont worry i do have sense of humoour..
04/07/2005 16:28:25 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt humour!!
04/07/2005 16:28:35 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! well done, must get on
04/07/2005 16:29:01 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt just like i know you want to be like brothers but no need to wear same top man. . i dont get close to my fellow collegues in that way mate
04/07/2005 16:29:21 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt (Y) no hard feelings
04/07/2005 16:29:23 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! :P
04/07/2005 16:29:38 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt im sure you’ll find someonoe..
04/07/2005 16:29:43 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt .. joke
04/07/2005 16:29:50 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! I’ll block you
04/07/2005 16:29:58 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt :’(

05/07/2005 16:37:09 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt is what you sent me all the resources what we have on it..
05/07/2005 16:37:20 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! TALK!
05/07/2005 16:37:22 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt i just have different ways of working. .
05/07/2005 17:02:56 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt i might need to take this one home and wor on it there
05/07/2005 17:03:05 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt aswell
05/07/2005 17:04:30 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! Antoine will love you for that
05/07/2005 17:04:36 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt lol
05/07/2005 17:05:17 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! but you have to subtley let him know by ccing him on emails sent to me at 2am
05/07/2005 17:05:41 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt huh!! ^o)
05/07/2005 17:05:55 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt you want me send you email at 2 am
05/07/2005 17:05:58 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt ?
05/07/2005 17:06:01 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt and cc antoine

Dont worry man. . your doing a great job with these projects. .
06/07/2005 16:07:19 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! err, ok
06/07/2005 16:43:06 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt james

07/07/2005 11:05:58 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt what you thinking about this incident??
07/07/2005 11:06:30 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! ?
07/07/2005 11:06:48 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt how the fuck are we gonna get home?
07/07/2005 11:06:59 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! that’s not what I’m thinking
07/07/2005 11:06:59 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt busses or trains. . not of them are safe
07/07/2005 11:07:04 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt oh]
07/07/2005 11:07:13 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt poor people who injured
07/07/2005 11:07:24 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt this is terrible
07/07/2005 11:07:38 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! very good, how’s the testplan coming on?
07/07/2005 11:07:48 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt its getting
07/07/2005 11:07:48 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt done
07/07/2005 11:07:56 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt mind abit occupied and worried
07/07/2005 11:08:08 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! you’ll get home ok
07/07/2005 11:08:17 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt and my gf
07/07/2005 11:08:23 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt she far but still worried for her..
07/07/2005 11:08:43 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! you worry too much
07/07/2005 11:08:49 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt for my gf
07/07/2005 11:09:04 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt yeh maybe your right
07/07/2005 11:18:08 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt shes a darling
07/07/2005 11:18:10 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt she worries too much
07/07/2005 11:18:23 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt just sensitive..
07/07/2005 11:18:30 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt we only young man!!

07/07/2005 12:09:57 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt shit
07/07/2005 12:12:28 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt fucking wankers had to do it after announcment for olympics..
07/07/2005 12:12:37 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt dont these people have hearts?
07/07/2005 12:15:06 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt feel sorry for everyone

07/07/2005 12:42:19 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt i have a taste of fright in my mouth its like tasting my own blood
07/07/2005 12:42:54 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt find anything
07/07/2005 12:43:16 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! will send if I do
07/07/2005 12:43:29 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt my gf is making me worry more..
07/07/2005 12:43:38 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt she says shes missing me and wanted to be with me
07/07/2005 12:44:24 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! I think I’m gonna go soon after this
07/07/2005 12:44:29 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! you should too then
07/07/2005 12:44:46 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt but i need to catch train
07/07/2005 12:45:04 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt my gf wants me to be with her
07/07/2005 12:45:11 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt but doesnt want me to catch train!!
07/07/2005 12:45:23 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt ill stay that way she knows im safe
07/07/2005 12:46:30 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt :|
07/07/2005 12:46:41 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! k
07/07/2005 12:47:05 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt u watching the live broadcats i sent you?
07/07/2005 12:47:16 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! no, work

15/07/2005 14:36:11 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! found out if the service is sorted yet?
15/07/2005 14:36:24 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt still not working tried 5 mins ago
15/07/2005 14:36:27 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt dont know bout now
15/07/2005 14:39:38 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt do know who are lkegion of doom?
15/07/2005 14:39:41 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt legion of doom
15/07/2005 14:40:14 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! isn’t that a game?
15/07/2005 14:40:22 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt might be
15/07/2005 14:40:46 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt but its also a wrestling group..back in the days.. thought you might heard of them..
15/07/2005 14:40:50 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt doesnt matter..
15/07/2005 14:41:09 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt listening to th interview..interesting how they became wrestlers
15/07/2005 14:41:17 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! sounds rivetting
15/07/2005 14:41:57 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt facinating it is..
15/07/2005 14:42:17 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt lets me just get on with my work huh

18/07/2005 15:24:46 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt fuck! another day gone with no improvements
18/07/2005 15:25:05 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt Louisa says: please dont ask me those types of qustions Louisa says: that is for James to decide on what you should be working on
18/07/2005 15:25:15 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! but you’re ready to shoot once you send that email out right?
18/07/2005 15:25:15 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt i assumed correctly
18/07/2005 15:25:19 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! WHAT THE !?
18/07/2005 15:25:30 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt exactlt
18/07/2005 15:25:37 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt shes :@
18/07/2005 15:28:07 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt yep shes pissed..

21/07/2005 15:46:24 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt we’ll do expenses tomorrow? is ok
21/07/2005 15:47:02 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! cool
21/07/2005 16:37:20 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt i heard anal
21/07/2005 16:53:10 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! do you know where the content is in live to test with?
21/07/2005 17:42:55 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! yo chimp please get on, I don’t want to have to beat you in public

25/07/2005 11:56:47 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt shall we inform antoine with whats happening with the handsets.. or shall we wait for afternoon.. when we gather for meeting?
25/07/2005 11:56:47 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt if we do gather?
25/07/2005 11:57:01 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! update him if you like?
25/07/2005 11:57:03 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt nec is charging..
25/07/2005 11:57:06 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt its ok
25/07/2005 11:57:17 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt you pissed?
25/07/2005 11:57:28 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt :|
25/07/2005 12:00:10 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! no i haven’t been drinking
25/07/2005 12:00:22 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt i meant pissed off?
25/07/2005 12:00:33 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! Ahh, that’s better English
25/07/2005 12:00:44 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! no
25/07/2005 12:03:26 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt so? are you?
25/07/2005 12:03:55 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! JamesSpratt said: no
25/07/2005 12:04:51 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt just tired huh?

29/07/2005 16:32:06 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt what do u think of the receptionist
29/07/2005 16:32:24 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! lovely milkers
29/07/2005 16:32:26 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt quiet huh
29/07/2005 16:33:26 JamesSpratt Chimp!!! but yes, quite quiet
29/07/2005 16:33:50 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt never noticed that..
29/07/2005 16:34:01 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt shes sitting nest to me aswell.he he
29/07/2005 16:34:47 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt i just wanna look at her tatoo on her arm/shoulder..
29/07/2005 16:34:54 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt but she might thinkim checking her out..
29/07/2005 16:35:07 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt but trying to check tatoo very discretely.. he he
29/07/2005 16:35:28 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt still havent seem it properly since i started..
29/07/2005 16:36:44 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt 1 think i like the fact about craig that he doesnt leave anyone out of conversations huh..
29/07/2005 16:36:51 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt he likes gets everyone talking
29/07/2005 16:37:04 Chimp!!! JamesSpratt comes out with the wiredest things but i guess he keeps it happening..

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